Gordon the snail had the ump,
He was tired of having a wet rump,
So he made up his mind to try Pilates,
But as he exercised he farted.
Gordon shot out through the door
And landed, crumpled, on the floor,
He decided it might be a safer bet
If he didn't bother and just stayed wet!
This is fine for a snail,
Nature intends them to leave a trail,
However, for the rest of us,
Staying water-tight is a must.
Although I also ought to mention
The problem of urinary retention.
These problems each can be resultant
From surgery, so please see your Consultant.
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