Thursday 18 April 2013

Gordon the Geriatric Snail Tries Pole Vaulting.

Gordon was ninety and had never been kissed,
It was one of his ambitions on his bucket list,
But today Gordon was aiming high,
As pole vault was next on his list to try.
Gordon held the pole and shuffled along,
At ninety years old he wasn't too strong,
He suddenly gave a little jump
And landed back down with a bump.
Gordon gave a disgusted snort,
His pole vault career had fallen short,
But a little old lady snail watching our hero
Cheered, despite him reaching zero.
As he passed her, Gordon gave her a kiss,
Then he crossed both ambitions off his bucket list.



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